Musical Diva Gifts

'Me me me meeeeeeee...' How singers become self-centered.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

University Soapflakes

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Little Princess.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

The Modern Novel.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Downloading Pregnancy

Ladies

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

The last song before the party exploded.

William Shakespeare

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Disco Bunny.

Dance.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Ballet dancer.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Dance.

Ruff