Domino Diva Gifts

"Look at the time! We've been playing dominoes for 3 hours! Are we finished?"

Domino fans

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

I could have danced all night!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

The Modern Novel.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ladies

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I had to skip my workout."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I go that extra mile!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'