Domino Diva Pillows

"Look at the time! We've been playing dominoes for 3 hours! Are we finished?"

Domino fans

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

I could have danced all night!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

Ironing day.

Ladies

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'