Dental Divas Pillows

"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."

'Oh, yes, I agree. It is TRAGIC how costly braces have become! We do everything we can to hold prices down.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Washing Machine Torture

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Pregnancy and Laptops

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'