Cosmetic Dentistry Diva Mugs

"She's definitely had work done."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Kensington Fluffies

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

Valleyview diet clinic

'Diet considerations.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Woman in a bathtub.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies