Diy Beauty Diva Mugs

Badly applied nail varnish.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Texturing the Walls

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Shower curtain call.

The quarantine self cut.

Woman in a bathtub.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

Prehistoric Wallpaper