Diy Beauty Diva Pillows

Badly applied nail varnish.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Texturing the Walls

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

The quarantine self cut.

Woman in a bathtub.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Prehistoric Wallpaper