Birthday Diva Pillows

Every year, Tiffany was shocked to see that her birthday was still not listed as a national holiday...

Cut it Sister

I could have danced all night!

Little Princess.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Ladies

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

How would Madam like to pay?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Bow

Party Time!

Aerobics Class.

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

A day at the races

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

Barbara Cartland

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Girl trying to be a woman

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Pavlova's dogs.