Birthday Diva Pillows

Every year, Tiffany was shocked to see that her birthday was still not listed as a national holiday...

Cut it Sister

I could have danced all night!

Little Princess.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Ladies

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Ballet dancer.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

How would Madam like to pay?

Bow

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Party Time!

Aerobics Class.

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

A day at the races

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Barbara Cartland

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Bun Lift

Girl trying to be a woman

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.