Domestic Diva Pillows

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'Nice iron. Your wife will love it. While I wrap it, you might want to go over to sporting goods and pick out a helmet.'

'I wondered when you were going to clean the refrigerator.'

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

"Laundry or composting?"

We have your sock.

Flower Arrangement

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'

'You know you're having a bad day when you put the dirty clothes to bed and the kids in the hamper.'

A woman's work is never done.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"Well, it was nice knowing you."

"Are you sure the doctor said it takes 14 weeks for your leg to heal?"

Working from Home

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

You wish

This Semester's Report Card

"And to think as a child I used to love playing house."

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

'Alright! We'll get a steam iron.'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Vacuuming.

Busy woman

'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'

'I said you wash and I'll dry!'

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

'Y'know - you should get yourself a hobby too,luv.'

Wouldn't it be simpler just to buy me a clothes dryer?

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'