Quirky Bathroom Aficionado Gifts

Salvador Dali in the morning.

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Sudoku toilet paper

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Uh, I was drinking that."

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

Caveman bathroom

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"