Bathroom Visionary Gifts

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Handyman's Special'

Doulton Canada Geese

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

WC problem.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

Paper Bath Towels.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Which one of these things is the soap?

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Future Homes

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

"A Therapist didn't save my marriage. A plumber and a second bathroom saved my marriage!"