Bathroom Aesthetician Gifts

'The old one fell apart.'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hot Pie Therapy

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A Manicure

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Woman applying makeup

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Woman Curls Her Dog.