Bathroom Beautician Gifts

'Shirley, your hair was in the sink again!'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

A Manicure

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Woman applying makeup

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."