Bathroom Beautician Prints

'Shirley, your hair was in the sink again!'

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hot Pie Therapy

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A Manicure

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Woman applying makeup

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."