Bedroom Beautifier Prints

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Football addict

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Urban spring.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Wine Lovers

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

How men shop for towels.

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."