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Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Television company new recruit

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Paper Bath Towels.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Blake's Sealant.

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Unusual Washing Line

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Man irons shirt in a scanner using computer peripheral on a mouse pad

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

"Finally a bit of privacy."

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."