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'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Duck in a bathtub

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Paper Bath Towels.

Bath tube with human feet.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Duck Bath

"Land ahoy!"

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"The water was too hot."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

Climbing into the bathtub

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"We are facing an existential threat."

Tunnel of Loofah