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'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Duck in a bathtub

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Paper Bath Towels.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Bath tube with human feet.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"The water was too hot."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"Land ahoy!"

Climbing into the bathtub

"I'm having an en-suite put in."

Duck Bath

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

Tunnel of Loofah

"We are facing an existential threat."

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

'Wife changed her bath night, has she?'