Laundry Line Expert Gifts

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"What can you do with him?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Mangle

The real reason for the pyramids.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'