Laundry Line Expert Prints

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"What can you do with him?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Superman's laundry

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

How it started: How it's going

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"It comes with three programs! Single, married and kids!"

Mangle

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

The real reason for the pyramids.

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."