"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
Laundry Pros Prints
Decorate your space with artwork that honors laundry lovers. Our laundry pros prints feature playful designs and clever messages, making laundry day stylish and fun.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
The Missing Sock Returns
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
A man washing a mascot costume
"Drunk, yet orderly"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Dreams I have had...
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
'Caw blimey!'
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Santa's wash day.
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"
"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"
"I'm making him take a spin class."
"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
Laundry Pros Prints Collection
Laundry Pros Mugs
Explore our collection of laundry pros-themed mugs—perfect for adding humor to your laundry routine or as a thoughtful gift for the dedicated laundry lover.
Laundry Pros Pillows
Bring humor and comfort together with our laundry pros pillows. Perfect for decorating laundry rooms or gifting to those who love a good laugh during chores.
Laundry Pros T-Shirts
Find your new favorite laundry day t-shirt! Our witty and charming designs make these shirts ideal for anyone who takes pride in their laundry prowess.