Laundry Strategist Prints

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"Here's a money-saving tip."

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?