Line Expert Prints

Sorry out of numbers.

Pull the udder one

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"FISH ON"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Patience Tested While You Wait.

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

Stand in the Q.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"Here's one - what gets shorter after a pandemic but stays just as long?"

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

Expert and Ex-Pert

Express Lane - Eat this.

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

"Yeah, it must be like 360 degrees in here."

'Helen! Have you seen my t-square?'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

Do you validate? What? No, there's not parking lot. It's just street parking and that's free. I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8a.m. I'm not following. It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me. Get out.

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

City Bank

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

'This probably isn't the most suitable punishment for him.'