Line Expert Mugs

Sorry out of numbers.

Pull the udder one

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"FISH ON"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

Stand in the Q.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Well-hung is a necessity...now he's retired.'

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Expert and Ex-Pert

The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.

Express Lane - Eat this.

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

"... Or, if you're still listening to all of these automated options and we can't put you off making this call, press 9."

'Helen! Have you seen my t-square?'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

City Bank

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

"When will you be back at the bank?"

Long queue.

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

'This probably isn't the most suitable punishment for him.'

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"