Recycling Professionals Gifts

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Reuse it or lose it.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Environmental Conscience

Green Trash

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

Bin Inspector

This is where Brent council sends you

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Sunday.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"