Waste Management Worker Gifts

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Don't swing and heave, lift and tilt. That's much easier on the back, and, I might add, proper etiquette.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Man caught by the police.

Rubbish

"Fly tipping"

'Bob's 'old school'.'

Rely Onus Waste Control Inc.

'There goes the whistle... back to the poo-tique.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'What training do I get?'

Recycling Centre: Garbage in and Garbage out

Keeping America Clean.

Nuclear waste.

'It says, shame on you for not recycling this bottle.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Typical. You wait ages for a bin lorry and then none come along at once."

Trash/Plastic-Glass/Paper/Compost/Poliical

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Where does it all end up?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Litter Pick

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"