Wastewater Technician Gifts

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Where does it all end up?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

Daisy Diaper Service

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

recycling

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"The pH level seems a little off."

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."