Water Treatment Engineer Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

"It tastes terrible - treat it again."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Mine problems

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

UK sewage dumps

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Water.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

'We're de-salting water?'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

Water needs filtration.