Water Treatment Worker Gifts

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Water company bonus.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Daisy Diaper Service

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

We're polishing our brand.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Please take this away from me.'

Welsh water sewage

NYC Department of Sanitation

Mask Autumn

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Well, the drought is over."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."