Water Delivery Person Gifts

Large Bottles

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Water company bonus.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

French Early Bird

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."