Water Delivery Person Gifts

Large Bottles

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Food deliverer's baby.

Water company bonus.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

French Early Bird

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'