Sewer System Enthusiast Gifts

'How'd I get here? All I remember is a great flushing noise, years ago.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

I hate it when they start without us.

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"You should have called earlier."

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

"Because I say sew."