Sewer Systems Gifts

"Faeces, stools, ordure, excreta. . .I just love all that s**t."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

Removable Manhole

'Hasn't London got enough newspapers?'

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

Drain cleaning

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

'Look! There's more. I'm tellin' ya...we have mice.'

"Well, well. If it isn't Jimmy 'The Flusher' Flynn. And all grown up!"

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'

"We wiped out about 175, but a pack of them in the sewer got Nevins."