Sewer Systems Gifts

"Faeces, stools, ordure, excreta. . .I just love all that s**t."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Yo, Twitchy

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Because I say sew."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Sewage Treatment Plant/Treated Sewage.

Before Powerpoint Presentations

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Removable Manhole

"I need a break. I'm beginning to enjoy being down here."

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

'Hasn't London got enough newspapers?'

Drain cleaning

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

"Well, well. If it isn't Jimmy 'The Flusher' Flynn. And all grown up!"

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

'Look! There's more. I'm tellin' ya...we have mice.'

'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'