Water Systems Gifts

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Neptune

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I'm addicted to water."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Well, the drought is over."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Water.

CCTV on torture cage.

Septic Fields Forever.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."