Water Supply Gifts

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

"Take me to your Larder!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Neptune

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"I'm addicted to water."

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Your water, sir."

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Well, the drought is over."

Modern Cupid

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Septic Fields Forever.

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Traffic Jam.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Caution Fragile

Something Grown Something Shot.