Systems Gifts

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

Observe, Prepare, Act

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

A Kangermoo

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

The nurse of the future

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Bureaucrat

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

'You need to recognise who your superiors are... I'm one, for a start.'

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"