Water Systems Pillows

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

Neptune

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

"I'm addicted to water."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Mine problems

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

Septic Fields Forever.

CCTV on torture cage.

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"