Sewage System Explorer Gifts

Removable Manhole

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Body Systems

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

With Jury Duty for All

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Romance on the Subway

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"And it's close to the subway."

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'See - they always find their way home.'

The unexpected end of the journey.

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Look - an urban legend."

Boomers.

'I am quickly becoming unemployable. I have been unemployed for two months and all these IT jobs ask for knowledge of software I never heard of.'

Unfair Working Conditions