Sewage System Storyteller Gifts

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I gave on the E train."

Financial Bailout Required.

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"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Sewage Treatment Plant

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Listenin' in

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Small Talk Therapy

"A year ago, that could have been me."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Unfair Working Conditions

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

Removable Manhole

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike

'Emergency Services! There's been a chain reaction at East Burkesby Sewerage Farm!'