Sewage System Storyteller Prints

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I gave on the E train."

Financial Bailout Required.

Metrocard error messages

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Listenin' in

"A year ago, that could have been me."

Sewage Treatment Plant

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Small Talk Therapy

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"Look - an urban legend."

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

Unfair Working Conditions

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

Removable Manhole

'There goes the whistle...back to the poo-tique.'

Sewage workers on strike