Sewer Adventurer Gifts

"Well, well. If it isn't Jimmy 'The Flusher' Flynn. And all grown up!"

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"That's the deep end."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'No surf?'

Cruise.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"That's my boy!"

GM Crops Genie.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Canoeing Incorrectly

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved

Pedalo Racer