Plumbing Adventurer Gifts

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Fish hunting for men.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Guide fish.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Octopus on Keys.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Cruise.

Airplane Fish

'No surf?'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Boat Launch'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"