Plumbing Adventurer Gifts

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Fish hunting for men.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Guide fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Octopus on Keys.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'No surf?'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Airplane Fish

Cruise.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"That's my boy!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Boat Launch'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'