Diy Plumbing Adventurer Gifts

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Face Painting.

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Ceiling Paint

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Shelf on an elf

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'