Diy Plumbing Adventurer Prints

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Face Painting.

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Ceiling Paint

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Shelf on an elf

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'My phone's been tapped!'

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'