Plumbing Enthusiast With A Tech Twist Gifts

"Got it!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

When artists have day jobs.

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"You should have called earlier."

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."