Plumbing Humor Aficionado Gifts

A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

'My phone's been tapped!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Septic Fields Forever.

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

The Stinker

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'Moses in the Gents.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"The fourth door! The men's room is the fourth door on the right!"

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

I hate it when they start without us.