Plumbing Humor Aficionado Gifts

A pelican with a pipe leading from his large bill to his stomach.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'When did you swallow the coin?'

'My phone's been tapped!'

The Stinker

'You should have thought of that before we abducted you.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Septic Fields Forever.

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'Moses in the Gents.'

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

I hate it when they start without us.

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'