Plumbers. I said Ernie is a perfectionist, not a competent perfectionist!
Joke-loving Plumber Gifts
If your favorite plumber loves a good laugh, our collection of witty gifts is just what you need. From clever mugs to funny t-shirts, these gifts celebrate their plumbing expertise and sense of humor. Surprise them with practical, playful items that show you get their funny side. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, these products make sure they stay cheerful while fixing leaks or tightening bolts.
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'
George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'
'I seem to have a spare tap son.'
"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"
Fiction for Plumbers
'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'
'When did you swallow the coin?'
Septic Fields Forever.
"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."
'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'
"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."
'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'
'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'
'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'
In Case of Emergency Break Glass
Hot Water from the bath.
'Mom!!'
'Why don't you call a plumber?'
Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.
'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'
"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."
What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!
Feng Shui for Plumbers
'Vienna Brass Ensemble'
"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"
Dog Urinals.
'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'
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'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'
Joke-loving Plumber Gifts Collection
Joke-loving Plumber Mugs
Looking for more funny and themed mugs for the plumber in your life? Explore our collection of humorous designs perfect for any plumbing enthusiast.
Joke-loving Plumber Pillows
Need a gift that’s both funny and cozy? Check out our playful pillows featuring plumbing humor and clever sayings to brighten any space.
Joke-loving Plumber Prints
Decorate their home or workshop with a fun and framed print that showcases their love for plumbing and comedy. Discover our unique humorous art collections.
Joke-loving Plumber T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt that captures your joke-loving plumber’s personality. Browse our selection of clever and humorous designs crafted just for them.