Joke-loving Plumber Pillows

Plumbers. I said Ernie is a perfectionist, not a competent perfectionist!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

AA Meeting Here Today

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Fiction for Plumbers

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

Septic Fields Forever.

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

Hot Water from the bath.

'Mom!!'

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"I'm recording this so next time I swear, you'll know where I got it from."

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!

Feng Shui for Plumbers

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

"If I can't be a plumber's apprentice, can I be a plumber's helper?"

Dog Urinals.

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

Sponsoring a Panda

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'