Plumbing Humorist Pillows

Hot Water from the bath.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Sorry about that, I'll have it back on in a jiffy!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'