Plumbing Humorist Gifts

Hot Water from the bath.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Sorry about that, I'll have it back on in a jiffy!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

The Rural Bidet...

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

Duck in a bathtub

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Religious toilets.

A plunger in an outhouse

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."