Plumbing Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Caveman bathroom

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'

'My phone's been tapped!'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'