Plumbing Humor Appreciator Gifts

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Dog Restroom

"This does NOT count as fixing the leaky faucet, mister!"

'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'When did you swallow the coin?'

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Septic Fields Forever.

Litterature

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

I hate it when they start without us.

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'

'Ok, who didn't leave a faucet to drip so the pipes wouldn't freeze!'

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

'Why don't you call a plumber?'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"